Facial Hairdressing Apparatus?

It’s amazing the crap they make in China.  I mean, the beauty market is already saturated with enough junk, but China just takes it to a whole new level.  Check out this wonder of modern technorogy:

While it may look like just another pink, plastic piece of crap, the description that accompanies it will surely make you want to buy it:

I don’t know about you, but I’d say any product that will make my skin tight, delicate, and guanghua is worth owning.