I’m still messing with “vanilla” Beyond the Sword, at Prince level. What a good waste of large chunks of time!

I remember a Bristlyack Warmaster who once took up arms and led a revolt against the very kingdom that ruled the land.

This Warmaster, Mywangiswet “The Lonely”, had harboured a hatred for Queen Felatious for he was nigh to be let beyond the Queens first Base, where all men of worth would be showered in gold and given a new name.

Singed into The Lonely’s soul, this hatred turned all else he had to dust. Fueled with one goal, and 6 bottles of magic potion, he uncharacteristically yet charismatically led a growing army of fellow dark souls to the gates of Virginitious.

The Lonely called forth his most powerful man-servants and hoisted up a giant ram. Thrusting the huge wood through the gates of Virginitious leaving a bloodied mess of what once was a sacred gate.

The dark army poured through the gate, followed by a coupla small bursts of “backup” and infiltrated the kingdom. Alas, Queen Felatious had lost and in nine short months the land was reborn, under a new name.

McStillafuckinvirgin.

Strange indeed.