Simple Math

October 13th, 2008 by Mr. Fanrastic

Imagine you have $4399.75 burning a hole in your pocket, and you’ve got a hankering for some Cognac. Not just any Cognac, but the finest Cognac known to man – Remy Martin Louis XIII. You head to the liquor store, where you find it perched atop the highest shelf behind a glass door kept under lock and key. Your face pressed against the glass, eyes wide with desire, you fixate upon the ornate bottle that holds the elusive elixir that will finally quench your thirst. Your gaze wanders to the price tag. After a moment of disbelief, the cold, hard reality hits you – you are twenty cents short:

Yep, a 20¢ deposit on a $4400 bottle of booze. Le mao.


One Response

  1. Kittynne

    Could always panhandle the 20 cents …

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