June 10th, 2008 by Mr. Fanrastic

Nothing gets kids more excited on a hot, summer day than the alluring song of the ice cream truck. But what if you wanted to appeal to a slightly older demographic… say, the kind that craves bacon?


I imagine the song would sound something like this:

The more we eat bacon, eat bacon, eat bacon,
The more we eat bacon the happier we’ll be.
For your bacon’s my bacon,
And my bacon’s your bacon.
The more we eat bacon the happier we’ll be.

Bacon. It’s the new ice cream.

Update: You can find them in Guelph too!

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3 Responses

  1. Mr fanspastic

    What a shit blog. I’ve never read such crap.

    I suggest you close this blog down and don’t quit your day job.

  2. Mr. Fanrastic

    The above post was probably left by an angry Digg user.

  3. Rage

    Actually Mr fanspastic, I once had a “shit blog” and it was very popular.

    I did quit my day job, and became a millionaire, but then I blew all the money making a tremendous video called “Two women, One cup.” I had to pay them a lot of money, and now I am broke.

    Check it out. I am sure it will be right up your alley Mr fanspastic.

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