Comments on: Kid Suck

By: Irene

Irene — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:07:38 +0000

Just viewing this now. Hope you don’t mind a late comment. This songwriter has definitely experienced the American Dream. And Mr. Fanrastic…. your poem definitely indicates you’re getting there too! “Sweet Alabuma”! (Johnny…Mr. Fanrastic’s poem will make a #2 hit.)

By: Bob

Bob — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:23:16 +0000

Leave ET alone. He’s just trying to find his way man!

By: Rage

Rage — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:19:59 +0000

ET, are you stating this because Johnny is behind the times, or is it just that a like minded individual also dislikes crappy songs/lyrics.

By: ET

ET — Fri, 30 May 2008 13:21:39 +0000

Scott Adams on his dilbert blog made fun of this kinda thing earlier: http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2008/01/write-a-hit-son.html

By: Johnny

Johnny — Fri, 30 May 2008 01:48:12 +0000

That’s beautiful. You’re going to have to write another one in ten years that explores the bittersweet memories of the time you pooped leaves. And it was summer. And you were younger.

Just make sure to include a girl in there somewhere, as kinky as that will be, to round the whole thing out and BINGO! Number 1 hit.

By: Mr. Fanrastic

Mr. Fanrastic — Thu, 29 May 2008 23:06:47 +0000

I shat leaves today. Seriously. I ate a big salad and I shat leaves. That’s never happened to me before. I think I’m going to write a song about it. It will be better than Kid Suck’s song because, really, how many songs are there about shitting leaves? Here we go:

Well my stomach was a hurtin’
From somethin’ that was lurkin’,
So I fixed myself a salad, big and green.

When nature came a callin’
And my poo had finished fallin’,
I looked back and was shocked that I shat leaves.