Cheating Partner, Hidden Poop

Imagine driving along and spotting this sign:

I can imagine one of several outcomes:

• You’re happy with your relationship and shrug it off.
• You’re the suspicious type and think vehicle tracking will get you some answers.
• You’re a gadget geek and think vehicle tracking is cool. Only you’re not in a relationship and don’t have anyone to track. But it’s still cool!
• You’re the paranoid type and wonder if maybe your partner is tracking you. You self-consciously adjust your tinfoil hat and cautiously move on.
• Even though you don’t own a dog, you dial 416-551-POOP because you think any phone number with “poop” in it has to be worth dialing. Needless to say, you haven’t been in a relationship for a very, very long time and didn’t even notice the bright, yellow sign reminding you of that.

So which type are you?