What’s wrong with this picture?

May 12th, 2008 by Mr. Fanrastic

There’s a large sign for a glorified tanning salon on the side of a building that I occasionally pass by. Every time I see it, I snicker to myself because, well, I think it’s obvious:

What's wrong with this picture?

No, it’s not the horribly long domain name. No, it’s not that they put two web addresses to confuse you. And no, it’s not that both of those domains aren’t actually registered to anybody. Honestly, until I took the next picture, I thought it was simply a poorly placed fastener:

Is it cold in here?

Yep, that’s a nipple poking out of her top. An intentionally-drawn nipple. Maybe it’s because she’s too close to the sun and it’s melting away her clothes. Maybe it’s the peculiar, blue, nipple-hardening device she’s perched on. Or maybe, just maybe, I need to start frequenting tanning salons that offer “physio stimulation.”

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3 Responses

  1. Sal

    I think you need to start visiting Sassi Health & Beauty and let us know how it turns out. This story requires further investigation.

  2. Kittynne

    Sal wins.

  3. Rage

    hmm…my “back” seems sore…..i will go too…

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