My Plan is Working!

Fools… little do you understand the might that I have harnessed. Let this be a warning to you all: kneel before my minions of goose-dom, lest I decline to spare your lives! My pretties have completed their training, and are executing their orders exactly as planned! All shall perish before gnashing beaks and flapping wings!

This aquatic fowl is only the beginning! I have eggs a-plenty, awaiting nourishment upon your favoured felines and darling dogs! Please make all cheques out to: Johnny [at] fanrastic.com.