Invasion of the Penis Snatchers (no, really)

April 23rd, 2008 by Mr. Fanrastic

Honestly, I’m not making this up. Apparently there is an evil band of sorcerers going around Africa shrinking men’s wieners. You can evidently spot these sorcerers as they are the ones riding around in communal taxis wearing gold rings. According to the article,

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear

Well, shit, anyone can do that. All it takes is an icy cold touch and the whole lot disappears.

“It’s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,” said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

Compelling evidence… or maybe it was just stage fright. In any event, here’s a clip of Billy Connolly talking about scrotums:

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2 Responses

  1. Johnny

    It’s unfortunate that Billy’s talking about touching a scrotum while looking like someone who might well touch a scrotum sometime soon = feminine.

  2. Kittynne

    You write the penis articles for me, don’t you?

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