Home Depot Sells Fart Detectors

April 16th, 2008 by Mr. Fanrastic

I was in Home Depot the other day getting ripped off when I noticed that they sell fart detectors:

Explosive Gas Alarm

Well, technically they don’t call it a fart detector. They market it as a “carbon monoxide and explosive gas alarm.” But I think we all know what they mean by explosive gas. This is great! No longer will I be a victim of my coworker’s crop dusting!

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